Forget the goose and the harp, this naughty panto is the real golden treasure
The Kings Head Theatre is offering both a family-friendly and an Adults Only version of the classic tale, Jack and the Beanstalk. While this review focuses on the decidedly naughty edition, its underlying camp spirit suggests the family version will be just as fabulous. Expect all the traditional trappings of your classic panto. Over-the-top characters, superb silliness, and a constant, infectious energy, with the “Adults Only” label signalling extra helpings of innuendo, swearing, and adult themes.
The crown jewel of this production is Victoria Scone as Dame Trott. Scone absolutely shines, delivering a masterclass in Dame comedy blending high camp, strong physical presence, and fantastic dance skills. The entire cast is top-notch, though Pavanveer Sagoo warrants special mention for their portrayal of Pat the Cow. Sagoo’s commitment to impeccable cow mannerisms is a constant, hilarious highlight. Crucially for the “Adults Only” concept, the actors maintain the family-friendly intensity and exaggerated, kid-ready characterisations, which brilliantly amplifies the absurdity of the adult-themed jokes and situations.
Andrew Pollard’s script is a very strong, classic camp panto foundation. It’s peppered with beloved, traditional jokes but is cleverly updated with topical songs and gags referencing modern content. The musical numbers are well-selected and executed. Some, like a rendition of “Golden” from Kpop Demon Hunters, are destined to be big crowd-pleasing moments for children. Others are more tailored for the older audience, such as a version of “Sweet Caroline” changed into “Sweet Cow of Mine.”
A truly unnecessarily excellent dancing standard elevates the show. Sagoo (Pat the Cow) is clearly a powerhouse dancer, and Elliott Baker-Costello (Jack Trott) pulls off some wildly impressive, showstopping moves. This commitment to high-calibre choreography adds genuine entertainment value beyond the typical panto requirement.
While the set is admittedly minimal, perhaps leaving a little more to be desired, the costumes more than compensate. Victoria Scone’s wardrobe as Dame Trott is a highlight with a parade of fabulous and ridiculous outfits.
The “Adults Only” show features a different special guest each night. On press night, this was the delightful Kate Butch. Their role, however, is limited to a single moment where they deliver a song as the Golden Harp. While a fun segment, it’s one of the show’s less humorous and engaging parts. Prospective attendees who are solely fans of a specific special guest should be warned that their limited stage time may not feel substantial enough to warrant a visit based on their appearance alone.
All in all, Jack and the Beanstalk: Adults Only is a celebration of great, good camp panto fun. It’s highly recommended for anyone who wants a pure, unadulterated good time at the theatre. It delivers all the beloved trappings of the classic panto, seasoned with enough adult extras to heighten the fun factor. Just remember to leave the kids at home for this one!
Jack and the Beanstalk (Adult Only) is playing at the Kings Head Theatre until January 4th.