REVIEW: Being Mr Wickham


Rating: 2 out of 5.

This is Adrian Lukis at 60, not Mr George Wickham


The award-winning Original Theatre Company bring this production to Jermyn Street Theatre following a successful run in New York. Written and performed by Adrian Lukis, this one-man play explores what happened to one of Austen’s most charming villains in later life. 

Taking the shape of a one-hour monologue from George himself, set in the Wickhams’ drawing room in Hexham, this aimless, sentimental and sensationalized tale of the life of Wickham leads me to conclude that the fetishistic obsession with Regency England must run rampant without discernment in the USA; I predict less success at home.

The production value is excellent – with lighting, set and sound design all executed charmingly and professionally. Where this show falters is in Lukis himself – both his script and his vision, even at times his acting, fail to convince. This makes the whole concept even more of a cock up, given how Austen’s Wickham was defined: ‘whatever he said, was said well; and whatever he did, done gracefully.’

The script is littered with references to Regency England figures, places or names – perhaps this persuades some in the audience that they are watching an authentic Wickham – but the effect is over-researched. At times, it sounds like a series of footnotes, and the overall impression is of a tourist to the period, rather than a character from it.

Wickham was never this pathetic, self-pitying, or indeed self-aware: the character as described in the novel is almost untouchably arrogant, self-centred, materialistic and hedonistic. The vanity, to Lukis’ credit, is one of the few parts that rings true. But the ultimate failure of Lukis’ depiction of Wickham is in the gossip, the loquaciousness and the oversharing. There isn’t even a hint of the reticence (feigned or genuine) which characterises so many of Austen’s villains, and Wickham in particular. 

Of course, there are several anecdotes and quips which are witty, camp and amusing – but none of them sound like Wickham – not even an older Wickham talking directly to an intimate audience. 

It fails to be profound at any point, especially when it tries to, and the sketching of Wickham’s biography is clumsy and heavy-handed. The whole thing felt like bad poetry from a washed up C-list celebrity.

REVIEW: Orchestral Qawwali Project

Rating: 5 out of 5.

Rapturous. Consider the Orchestral Qawwali Project a balm for the soul in extremely troubling and divisive times

Orchestral Qawwali Project, co-founded by self-taught composer and arranger Rushil Ranjan and vocalist Abi Sampa performed alongside the Royal Philharmonic Concert Orchestra, London Voices and the National Youth Chamber Choir to a sold out Royal Albert Hall earlier this week, despite only forming four years ago.

They have been widely hailed as transforming the Sufi art-form of Qawwali, blending the traditionally Islamic mystic genre with the Western classical tradition. With over 100 performers on stage, including some of the UK’s most celebrated Indian classical dancers (Vidya Patel, Aakash Odedra) this performance was a step up from what were already show stopping performances at the Celtic Connections festival in Glasgow.

Sampa and Ranjan are clearly inspired by, and pay tribute to at several times throughout the night, the King of Qawwali – Ustad Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan. Born to a Punjabi Muslim family in Pakistan, Khan has been a towering giant in Qawwali for decades, but Sampa and Ranjan (incidentally neither of whom are Muslim) have done something more in opening up this music to a far wider audience.

Qawwali has always been known for transcending religious and ethnic differences, but Sampa and Ranjan have married musical traditions that should sound entirely incongruous together.. It’s the first time I’ve heard tabla and timpani play together on stage, the harmonium and the acoustic guitar, the performance even opens with an ethereal choral rendition of Kyrie Eleison – but what these two have achieved is seamless, and utterly mesmerising.

The songs are shorter than is traditional, closer to 10 minutes rather than Khan’s hour long performances, but Ranjan’s cleverly layered composition and Sampa’s hypnotic voice mean the gradual journey towards ecstatic crescendo that is inherent to Qawwali is retained. The night ends with the most rousing piece in OQP’s repertoire: Dam Mast Qalander, believed to have been originally written in the 13th century, later popularised by (you guessed it) Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, OQP’s version had the entirety of the Royal Albert Hall on their feet.

There’s an essential vitality about Sampa and Ranjan’s  music, quite apart from its themes of universal divinity and spirituality (although its unifying effects make it all the more powerfu)l. Not only are there many listeners for whom the Partition of India and Pakistan will still feel recent and painful, but the catastrophic suffering and loss of life due to ethnic and religious differences across the world make projects like this symbolically and materially crucial for our times. 

Consider the Orchestral Qawwali Project a balm for the soul in extremely troubling and divisive times.

REVIEW: Stop Trying To Look At….


Rating: 3 out of 5.

Accessible, amusing, but not ground-breaking


Written and performed by Jacob Grunberger, Stop Trying To Look At… (previously my D**k) is an autobiographical story, featuring enough of the kind of jokes you’d expect from a play with this title to keep an audience with this particular comedic taste happily amused.

The show features a mixture of mediums, from rap and anecdote, to choreographed expressive dance and long interludes that feel more like stand-up comedy. Grunberger explores his childhood, adolescence and mental health: we learn of the loss of his father early to cancer, some of how growing up in a single parent family shaped him, and his experiences at Bristol university, featuring ‘drugs, clubs and posh white girls’. 

The theatre was sold-out, Grunberger had the audience laughing from the first line, I have no criticism of lighting, sound or direction – all of which were eminently up to scratch – but the performance lacked depth, particularly given the subject matter.

Grunberger is confident and at ease on stage, but for a performance supposedly exploring the complexities of several life experiences which are, to be frank, pretty commonplace, I wasn’t convinced it was saying anything particularly worthwhile, or indeed anything at all.

The dance sections added little, and the only parts of the show which felt like they actually were vulnerable, or exposed, were the raps, although these still felt quite unrefined. The audience was certainly on Grunberger’s side, and for a certain audience (young straight men) no doubt impressed the importance, and acceptability,  of opening up about trauma and mental health – but I think the appeal of this performance is limited.

Nevertheless, this was a funny and pleasant – if not particularly profound – performance from Grunberger. Runs until 1st June.

REVIEW: The Poet’s Revival


Rating: 4 out of 5.

Fresh, alive, vital: The Royal Albert Hall gets relevant?


The Royal Albert Hall and LionHeart presented on Wednesday 1st May (for one night only) The Poet’s Revival. This night at the Royal Albert Hall is presented by one of their associate artists, TEDx winner and award-winning poet LionHeart (Rhael Cape), who also holds the place of first poet in residence at the Saatchi Gallery.

Nine poets took to the stage for this event that somehow managed to encapsulate a feeling of both grandeur and intimacy. Perhaps some of this is down to seeing the Royal Albert Hall set up ‘in the round’ – a first for me – but credit is due to the storytelling power of each performer, all of whom succeed in involving the audience, literally and figuratively, in their set.

Theresa Lola opened the night, with a poise, dignity and elegance that instantly rendered her delivery impeccable, so much so that it was easy to overlook the fact that the substance of her poems was perhaps less than compelling. The ideas were there, the themes obvious winners, yet something failed to move – of course, poetry is intensely a matter of personal taste. And I’d still predictably pick up a book of her poetry if I saw it in a bookshop.

Toby Campion follows, with an excellent performance, as charming and funny as it is vital – although initially his performance veers more towards stand-up comic than it does poetry, his final piece assured me that he has both strings in his bow. If I had to pick – this would be the one to watch.

The other stand-out performances came from well-known names: Kae Tempest, George the Poet, Harry Baker. Suli Breaks deserves a mention, for an incredibly expressive performance that had the audience entirely engaged from start to finish.

More than a 1-9 rating most to least favourite poets, the point of this evening was to remind us of the vital importance of poetry, of experimental spaces, artistic spaces, spaces of communal expression and emotion. From the beginning of the performance, this night felt like a community, barriers between audience and performer broken down, they spoke to us and we spoke back – we may as well have been in the cramped back room of one of London’s many pubs at an open mic. The atmosphere was a hum of aliveness, everyone was welcome, and everyone was listened to. The Royal Albert Hall has a tumultuous rich history with poetry with recitals by Dylan Thomas to an 18-year ban on poetry in 1966 – this poet’s revival truly earned the name.

REVIEW: Red Pitch

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Football is the medium – friendship is the message

Tyrell Williams’ Red Pitch makes its West End debut @sohoplace following 2 sold-out runs at the Bush Theatre, and a flurry of awards. Directed by Daniel Bailey, close friend and long-time collaborator of Williams, this semi-autobiographical play doesn’t need its audience to love, or even be remotely interested in, the beautiful game – football is the medium rather than the message in this moving and amusing coming-of-age story. 

@sohoplace’s in-the-round theatre works particularly well as a setting for this production, with the central stage designed by Amelia Jane Hankin as the titular red pitch, the audience become spectators in the stands. The show follows three friends – Bilal (Kedar Williams-Stirling of Sex Education), Joey (Emeka Sesay), and Omz (Francis Lovehall) – living on a council estate in South London, as they grow up, grow apart, and of course, play football.

Choreography (Gabrielle Nimo) is fresh, synchronised and energetic, sound (Khalil Madovi) and lighting (Ali Hunter) are both excellent, but it’s Williams’ script and the chemistry of the cast that make this production an instant hit. On the particular night I attended, understudy Toyin Omari-Kinch played Omz, but you could have believed you were seeing the original cast, together from 2022, from the seamless way these three actors interacted on stage.

Bilal’s arrogant charm comes easily for Williams-Stirling, but the real achievement for him lies in conveying the deep fear that underlies this character’s ambition and obsessive desire to succeed. Sesay is excellent as the calm and collected Joey, and Omz’s brittle, defensive energy is almost tangible through Omari-Kinch’s performance. 

Williams’ grew up on a council estate in south London, forged friendships through football, belonged to a community like the one in this play – perhaps that is why these three teenage boys, their lives hopes and the bond between them, feel stunningly real, and absolutely true.

The show explores themes of gentrification without “exploring” them – the audience is mercifully saved from long expository monologues that feel more like an interview with the writer than a piece of drama. Instead, we see the effects of these changes as they impact the lives of Bilal, Joey and Omz. The regeneration and gentrification of this London neighbourhood aren’t explored through an academic, or even political lens – this is purely personal. It’s home, it’s family, it’s friends. It’s opportunity and it’s also loss, as change always is.

Williams’ effortless humour ensures this production is an easy watch, in spite of and through its more heartbreaking moments. The structure of the play isn’t perfect, with most of the key plot points coming late in the drama, but this is still a beautifully told story, with instantly likeable characters, and an important exploration of the way that spaces and places can shape our lives.

Red Pitch is showing @sohoplace until the 4th May, so get a ticket quick. I would wholeheartedly recommend it.

REVIEW: Don’t. Make. Tea


Rating: 5 out of 5.

A dark and satirical commentary on the disability benefits regime


Don’t. Make. Tea. is a darkly funny performance, which pinpoints with ominous insight the attitudes of the state and society towards disabled people, and their experiences in trying to survive in the face of what often seems to be a heartless, anonymous bureaucracy.

The show is written by Rob Drummond, and produced by Birds of Paradise, Scotland’s leading disability theatre company.

Set in 2037, the show centres on the life of Chris (Gillian Dean), an ex-police officer with progressive muscular dystrophy, affecting her mobility and vision. Almost the entirety of the first half consists of a disability benefits interview with an auditor from DWP (Neil John Gibson), who is unrelentingly chipper in the face of Chris’ visible distress. 

The performance is cleverly accessible, with audio description by Richard Conlon in the guise of ‘Able’, an AI help system provided to Chris from the government, and Emery Hunter, as the BSL interpreter, on a television screen in the flat. 

This first half of the play is more dark than comedy, with the tests and questions put to Dean by Gibson increasingly cruel and callous – this is at times, excruciating to sit through. The audience feels Chris’ humiliation viscerally, a proud woman who finds herself in the horrible position of trying to prove herself worthy of help, to prove her own pain, suffering, and limitations. The government rhetoric of ‘Work Pays’, the insistence on independence as the gold standard – all of this feels unerringly like our current reality, rather than a dystopian future.

In fact even ‘Able’, the supposedly benign face of government support, proves to be gathering data down to the speed of Chris’ movements, and reporting back to the Department for Work and Pensions. This too, feels like a piercingly accurate comment on the seemingly unstoppable encroachment of big data on our lives and the right to privacy.

While the first half of this performance feels mostly depressing, the second half is where Don’t. Make. Tea. becomes brilliant, and the cast come to life. ‘Able’ explodes out of the sofa in the human form of Chris’ neighbour Eric, and Hunter climbs out of the TV screen as Chris’ dead mother, Francis. The slow, sad, set-up of the first half becomes an excellently satirical, ridiculous and genuinely funny crime cover-up, with the majority of the excellent comedic lines coming from Donlon. 

The focus of this performance is razor-like, and Dean as Chris delivers some piercing analysis of society’s problem with disabled people: what do we do with them? 

What is the difference between freedom and independence? How do we escape the idolisation of work under capitalism? Is going to prison sometimes better than the life the state might force upon you? Don’t. Make. Tea. asks desperately important questions, is vividly and convincingly acted, and excellently directed by Robert Softley Gale.

Make a point of going to see this one – Don’t. Make. Tea. is at Soho Theatre, running until 6th April.

REVIEW: Guildhall Symphony Orchestra: Pines of Rome

Rating: 5 out of 5.

 A joyous, festive celebration of Respighi’s most beloved music

Conducted by Roberto González-Monjas, a Guildhall alumnus himself, this performance of Respighi’s ‘Roman Trilogy’ by the Guildhall Symphony Orchestra in the Barbican Hall was an unmitigated delight.

Written between 1915 and 1928, these three orchestral pieces are Respighi’s most celebrated works. Respighi was trained at a young age to play the violin by his father – perhaps this is one of the reasons why González-Monjas, himself an extraordinary violinist, seems to understand these orchestral pieces so well.

The setting and acoustics of the Barbican worked well, although the hall wasn’t packed, and the audience seemed to consist mostly of friends and family. Perhaps the supply of excellent classical music exceeds demand in this city!

The programme opened with Andrea Tarrodi’s Ascent, a more modern piece, composed in 2014-5, with the composer’s notes containing references to ‘oceanic trench’, ‘outer space’, ‘whale song’ and ‘cacophony’. I certainly couldn’t argue with this description. The piece was otherworldly for certain, rather eerie, and often discordant. Aside from an excellent solo by first violin Harry Kneeshaw, and Emily Sullivan on the harp, I found little here to my musical taste. However, it was admittedly, the music that I found fault with. The piece was well-played, and well-executed.

Anyone who hadn’t come solely for the purpose of seeing a loved one perform, and perhaps a sizeable number of those who had, would have found the highlight of this programme to be predictably, Respighi’s Pines of Rome.

Here, the audience were able to appreciate the full depth and skill of the orchestra, unhampered by the jarring notes of modern composition. The music really allowed the display of the talent on stage here, Kneeshaw again with a brilliant solo, although it was Immy Timmins as 1st trumpet who got the spotlight, with a frankly exquisite, borderline angelic, solo towards the end of the second movement.

Fountains  and Festivals were equally enjoyable, with a particular mention to Maria Rojas Cruz and Lily Payne for the oboe and clarinet solos in Fountains respectively. An extraordinarily well stocked double bass section played their part well, and a shout out to George Strivens leading the horns in the second half, some lovely playing, also in Fountains. The brass and timpani get their moment to shine in Festivals – Respighi really does make use of the full orchestra – and those members of the audience less familiar with this piece were, I think, pleasantly surprised by the appearance of a mandolin – courtesy of Ralph Porrett.

Of course, Pines is the crowning jewel musically, but I think everybody involved had the most fun with Festivals. The fourth and final movement of the whole performance, Epiphany: Vivo, was infectiously fun, credit again to González-Monjas for capturing the mood of the music brilliantly.

Upon reflection, I would have been happy with a programme consisting only of Respighi’s Pines of Rome as I’m not sure the inclusion of Tarrodi’s Ascent really added anything to the performance – but then again, I am a purist.

Unfortunately, this was a one night only deal, but keep an eye out for future performances by the Guildhall Symphony Orchestra. They were talented and impressive – under the careful tutelage of Roberto González-Monjas, this orchestra was slick, precise, and rehearsed to perfection.

REVIEW: Broken Water

Rating: 4 out of 5.

A funny and moving portrayal of the trials of womanhood, motherhood, and everything in between

Broken Water is written and produced by Michèle Winstanley, and directed by Nicola Samer. Running at the Arcola Theatre in Dalston until the 24th February, this account of the lives of three very different women living on the same street in London, has been shortlisted for the Verity Bargate Award, BBC Writer’s Room, and the Nick Darke Award. This, alongside a cast of Rosemary Ashe, Sarah Hadland (of BBC’s Miranda) and Naomi Petersen, made for a palpable buzz of anticipation on press night.

The set is simple and effective: three wooden chairs, for the three women, which are rearranged over the course of the production, to represent various different settings. The play centres on the three women’s relationship to their femininity and their bodies, and their experiences of fertility, pregnancy, birth and motherhood. The writing is excellent – their stories diverge in almost every sense, and yet the audience comes away with a sense of the various parallels in their experiences, and the connections they forge with each other – in spite of their vastly differing ages, pasts, and futures.

In this respect, you could argue the play is accessible to a wide audience – not just for the young, the old or the middle-aged. But its representation of the struggles of having children, or trying to have them, is centred on cis-hetero women, and as a result may lack connection for a queer audience, and indeed may struggle to convert the hordes of cis-hetero men into paying attention to the experiences of women. 

But the play is funny, affectionate and warm, striking a good balance between scenes of suffering and heartbreak, and those of laughter and joy. It’s eminently watchable, if at times gritty. The cast are excellent, the characters convincingly portrayed, and Sarah Hadland and Naomi Petersen in particular deserve a mention for their versatility.

I particularly liked the way Winstanley highlights the ways in which motherhood can make you invisible – in one particularly funny scene Philippa (Hadland) talks about catcalling men while she’s pushing a pram, and the shock and horror in their response. There’s an important point here – Winstanley shows us the ways that women are made to not count (they’re endless really) if they do have children, and the ways that they can be excluded or stigmatised when they don’t. As ever, as a woman, damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

Despite the perhaps slightly narrow nature of this production’s content, it does what it says on the tin very, very well. If that alone doesn’t convince you to go and see it, several very familiar faces from British television dotted around the audience suggest this is definitely one to watch, and the standing ovation at the end was indeed well-deserved.

REVIEW: Bea P. Deigh

Rating: 3 out of 5.

A vital and humorous insight into one of the world’s most misunderstood mental health diagnoses

Bea P. Deigh is written and performed by Arden Winant, an actor and writer originally from NYC. This production exploring the experiences of those diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder had its run at The Pen Theatre from 16th – 20th January. A small independent theatre in Bermondsey, this is an intimate venue, and well-suited to Winant’s largely one woman play. 

Irish Actor Daniel Keogh stars alongside Winant as a janitor working at The Brain, Inc., – the headquarters inside the mind of each individual. The play is produced by Hannah Jayne, and directed by Grainne Robson and this small team does a good job of bringing Winant’s vision to life.

The show centres around Bea P. Deigh, a secretary who has just started work at the offices inside the brain of a woman living with Borderline Personality Disorder. This is a useful setup, and allows Winant to convey well the experience of a brain at war with itself. 

Much of the material is drawn from Winant’s own experiences of being diagnosed with BPD, and she switches between the characters of Bea P. Deigh, and apparently, herself, – the individual living with this condition. Bea represents the humour, the sarcasm, the darkly cynical and self-destructive sides of ourselves, and Winant’s character speaks directly to the audience, often movingly, about the struggles and suffering she has experienced throughout her life living with this condition. The fact that much of the material is autobiographical is clear, the honesty and truth of Winant’s experiences are palpable to the audience. Of course, the clever ploy of switching between two characters who are both the same person, and not, in a show about Borderline Personality Disorder, deserves credit.

Keogh is excellent as the quiet, kind janitor who works in the office, towards whom Bea is initially scathing, and through whom she later learns to trust and accept help, although perhaps the scene where this is played out labours the point a little.
Overall, I have to applaud the show’s intention to bring to light a diagnosis which is deeply stigmatised, and that women and girls are disproportionately diagnosed with. However, recent literature demonstrating the many problems surrounding the diagnosis and definition of BPD itself, (e.g. Dr Jessica Taylor’s Sexy but Psycho) including some deeply misogynistic ideas that underpin the origin of this diagnosis, meant I found some of the messages more difficult to swallow. Talking about and representing personal experiences of mental health is always difficult, as so many people have their own differing experiences and opinions, and connecting with a wider audience over something so specific is nigh on impossible. Ultimately, the performance falls down on these points, and is prone to falling into cliche. Nevertheless, spotlighting the diagnosis of BPD is an admirable, necessary and courageous move from Winant. Hats off to her.

REVIEW: Christmas with the Royal Choral Society

Rating: 3 out of 5.

A fun family-friendly Christmas sing-along in a spell-binding venue

The Royal Choral Society was first formed as part of the Royal Albert Hall’s official opening in 1871, which was attended by Queen Victoria, and first sang at Christmas at the Royal Albert Hall in 1872. While I can’t personally attest to the standard of the choir then, they were absolutely excellent this year, and the spell-binding venue is fit to make all the audience feel like royalty.

With traditional festive choral repertoire including Stille Nacht and The Little Road to Bethlehem alongside some familiar favourites The First Nowell and Hark! The Herald Angels Sing, the programme was well-balanced and well-paced.

Conductor Richard Cooke was lively and enthusiastic, keeping the audience engaged and singing at the appropriate moments with gusto, although the thousands of voices in the crowd were still rather paltry in comparison to the 150-strong choir!

Soprano Jennifer France had a number of solo pieces, which were sung very competently, however her talents were best displayed with the Puccini, which was utterly enchanting, suggesting she may be more suited to opera than a choral repertoire.

The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra were perhaps not at their best – likely due to the absence of their usual conductor – but this was still disappointing from one of the most prestigious orchestras in the UK. There were some particularly jarring moments during Tchaikovsky’s Waltz of the Flowers, with a badly out of tune French Horn sounding a discordant beginning to the piece. Otherwise, the brass were generally excellent, drowning out the choir at times, but you won’t hear any complaints from me: nothing feels more Christmassy than a big brash brass section.

There were readings by Bridgerton star Adjoa Andoh interspersing the musical programme, and while I applaud the efforts to include different material in this event, I’m not sure how Benjamin Zephaniah would have felt about being read aloud at a performance which began with the National Anthem, and took place in the Royal Albert Hall. It made for an uncomfortable and incongruous contrast.

The highlight of the performance had to be The Little Road to Bethlehem, by Michael Head, which was sung beautifully by the choir – soft, dreamlike, and the best performance of the piece I have heard in years. However I think the crowd was at its most festive and jubilant during the encore, featuring Jingle Bells, which had everyone laughing and singing along.