REVIEW: (the) Woman


Rating: 4.5 out of 5.

An unflinching depiction of the seemingly impossible expectations of womanhood, (the) Woman exceeds anticipation in the very best way

M is many things. A writer, a mother, a woman. She’s tired and angry and uncertain. In a world that tells women that they can do anything, that they can well and truly ‘have it all,’ M is bursting with an overwhelming question: HOW? 

We follow M as she progresses through two means of creation; her children and her writing. M is birthing a play while also birthing children and is compounded by the impossible expectations of balancing both lives simultaneously. Society tells her that she can do both, that women are no longer sequestered to the home with no means of upward mobility. What society doesn’t explain is how the hell that is meant to work? 

Upton’s exacting writing serves as a response to the commonplace and derivative one-woman show that fits femininity into the framework of a man’s breadth of understanding, a position in which women are only allowed to be strong and independent with no room for messiness and the inherent complications of being a literal human being. (the) Woman is honest, sometimes brutally so, expertly bringing to life the complex impossibility of living up to the expectations mothers are embroiled in. 

We follow M as she tries to write her newest play. It’s a big move in her career, and while her domestic responsibilities don’t seem to be getting any lighter, neither do the requests of her career. She’s pushed to write a play that doesn’t fit, and as we see her struggle against the expectations of her producers, so we see her pushing to write the play she wants to write. Slowly we recognize that the play we are watching is, in fact, the play M is writing. The curvature of M’s creative zeal undulates, posited in snappy scenes that cut to the core of M’s personal experience.

The piercing writing Upton offers is elevated by the incredible performances by the cast. Lizzy Watts creates an electric M who embodies rage and discomfort with spectacular fire. She carries the play with a keen ability to lay everything out on the table, drawing the audience into a position in which we somehow can accept the many things that are messy about M while still rooting for her all the way through, teaching us to perhaps practice this degree of empathy to the mothers within our own lives. Jamie Rose Monk, André Squire, and Josh Goulding take on a large variety of other characters within the piece, creating a colourful universe of people within this production. Special mention is owed to Monk, who catches many laughs and certainly brought many (me) to tears.  


(the) Woman is an exquisite, sharp and holistic look at how enraging being a woman can be. While we might be miles ahead of where we used to be, (the) Woman reminds us that we have much unlearning still to do. This piece will leave you spilling over with the joy and angst of womanhood. You might want to give your mom a hug afterwards.

REVIEW: Dragging Your Heels


Rating: 3 out of 5.

A joyful queer musical, Dragging Your Heels promises music, sparkles, and a dose of delightful crowd work


Ben has just gotten divorced. After twenty years on a farm with his (recently ex) wife, he returns to his hometown and singledom. Working as a contractor with his new friend Callum (Tafadzwa Madubeko), Ben (Terry Geo) believes he can see his bleak future stretching out before him. Contract work, a small flat that “smells like cat piss” and an anxious temperament leaves him a fair bit less than enthusiastic about his prospects. Ben, however, has a secret dream. For as long as he can remember he yearned to work as a stand up comedian. He’s been telling jokes for all his life. As far as he is concerned, he is pretty funny. He’s got his material down. There is just one small problem: Ben has debilitating stage fright. 

Callum, ever the encouraging best friend, has a pretty decent idea. He takes Ben to a drag performance by the great Tammy Scowls (Dolly Diamond) who, conveniently, happens to be a close personal friend of his. Herein the central question is asked: can a builder become a drag queen? 

Dragging Your Heels is a heart-warming piece that explores the uncomfortable yet exhilarating journey of pursuing your life’s mission. Interspersed with songs and comedy, the production is a sweet take on how your ambitions may approach you in unexpected ways. Geo and Madubeko are charming as the central characters of the play’s storyline, and Dolly Diamond quite literally shines through as the hilarious comedian she embodies both on stage and in real life. Dolly Diamond’s comedy woven between the overarching storyline left the audience in a fit of giggles, anxious – in more ways than one – to be the next victim of her crowd work. She offers sharp wit and self awareness, embracing the aesthetic and energy of fringe theatre that we know and love. To watch her leave the stage was to impatiently await her return. 
This eccentric mix of comedy, drag, and music was a great vessel for this storyline. While the songs may have appeared somewhat randomly, they were embodied with enticing enthusiasm by the cast as a whole. Ultimately, the production was an encouraging, wholesome tale that will leave audiences hopeful. In the face of a harsh world hellbent on obfuscating all that is wonderful about queerness and drag, Dragging Your Heels is a great way to give that bigoted public the metaphorical (or perhaps literal) finger.

REVIEW: A Role To Die For


Rating: 4 out of 5.

The new James Bond is grappled over with much hilarity during Marylebone Theatre’s short run of A Role To Die For 


Arriving at the glitzy press night for Marylebone Theatre’s run of A Role To Die For, the audience is immediately launched into the quintessential energy of the James Bond Universe. There is a lot of booze and evening dresses – an apt entrance for a fast-paced production based on the casting of the next James Bond. 

Written five years ago by playwright Jordan Waller, it is extra fun to watch this speculative piece that ponders an outcome that we at present day (sort of) know the answer to. While we don’t yet know who the next James Bond is, we’ve witnessed Amazon MGM studios sneakily swallow up the franchise, launching the IP somewhat into the modern day. The unnamed streaming giant in the production is pushing the franchise into the new era of entertainment, while the casting of James Bond seems to be remaining in the traditional past. A man. A white man. A white straight man. In this fictional world of behind-the-scenes Bond, the plot revolves around casting Daniel Craig’s successor. The streaming giant looms over the two primary long-time producers of the franchise, Deborah (Tanya Franks) and her cousin Malcolm (Philip Bretherton) who inherited the franchise from Deborah’s dad. Continuing the apparent nepo-baby tradition in the family, Deborah’s son Quinn (Harry Goodson-Bevan) seems to be in line as the next Bond legacy producer. 

When Deborah’s initial choice for the next James Bond is exposed as a sexual predator just before they are set to announce him as Bond, the trio have twenty two hours to find a replacement. As the role is tainted by scandal, the three are forced to look exclusively to unknowns to find their man. They face a choice to continue with the typical white straight male Bond, an idea championed by Malcolm, or a new, untraditional (i.e. not white) Bond by the name of Theo (Obioma Ugoala). What follows is the familiar battle between the push for progression and the pressure to appease the masses. Who are the masses, however, and what do they really want? The question of why we must pander to those who have historically held power is brought into question, as well as concerns over the true interests of the global wealthy elite, such as the man-who-must-not-be-named at the helm of Amazon.

A Role To Die for is an enjoyable laugh of a night out. The piece is not going to change your life, nor is it trying to. It doesn’t take itself seriously and in this sense it pokes fun at the seriousness revolving around the Bond franchise itself. The creators of this show seemed to have asked themselves “what will people enjoy watching” and have given us just that.

REVIEW: That Bastard, Puccini!


Rating: 3.5 out of 5.

With high stakes and truly operatic drama, That Bastard, Puccini! makes its delightful world premiere at Park Theatre this July


In the times of yore, a great rivalry emerged in Italy. Ruggero Leoncavallo and Giacomo Puccini, both friends and foe, have set their eyes on creating a great opera of the enchanting love story La Boheme. Both claim to have the right to the tale; Leoncavallo believes that Puccini stole the idea from him, while Puccini states that it was his to begin with, the suspicious timing a mere coincidence. This culminates in a desperate rush to the finish, a competition to see who can finish their opera first and with the most widespread acclaim. With his wife Berthe holding pretty much everything together, the three have it out over the approximate two hours of this play, a piece littered with laughs, high drama, and music.  

Playwright James Inverne creates a scintillating spectacle of this largely unknown piece of history. When La Boheme comes up in contemporary day-to-day life, usually one name is recalled: Puccini. The notion that someone else may have the true claim to fame of this opera recalls something akin to cognitive dissonance. Inverne unearths the chaos that developed behind the scenes with wit and fast-paced vivacity. 

With only three actors onstage (Lisa-Anne Wood as Berthe, Sebastien Torkia as Puccini, and Alasdair Buchan as Leoncavallo), the piece takes on an ambitious number of other characters, with actors openly debating who should pretend to be who, a pleasing sprinkle of meta-theatre into the mix. The performances are highlighted by Torkia’s command of the stage, Buchan’s bedraggled panic, and Wood’s chameleon-like multiplicity. Berthe in particular offers quite a challenge: with the most number of side-characters to play and some opera thrown in to perform, Wood amazes in her ability to embody whatever the circumstances require. While Berthe’s character seems to exist mostly in service of the storyline of her male counterparts, Wood makes Berthe stand out as an individual. 

The spirit of meta is compounded nicely with intentional anachronisms and an overarching self-awareness, packaging this play neatly into a parcel of joyful silliness. This production knows that it is not performing a pensive tragicomedy that will spark national debate on the topic of ownership and storytelling. It’s fun and silly and tender and offers audiences a chance to disconnect and just have a giggle for an evening. Inverne seems to have set out to make a play that audience members will truly have a laugh watching, something that we all could do with a bit more of.

That Bastard, Puccini! plays at the Park Theatre until 9th August. Tickets are available here.

REVIEW: Kiki and Herb


Rating: 5 out of 5.

Deliciously delirious, Kiki and Herb set Soho Theatre Walthamstow on proverbial fire


In their first London performance since 2007, Justin Vivian Bond and Kenny Mellman bring their iconic New York based cabaret act Kiki and Herb to Soho Theatre Walthamstow for a riotous, speedy run. Over the course of two and a bit hours, Kiki and Herb tickle audiences with a truly striking spectacle of music and delightfully ‘drunken’ yapping. 

The audience, punctuated with the energy of welcoming a beloved relative back home, buckled in for what would be an absolute ride. Kiki and Herb’s act has to be seen to truly be understood; they straddle various categories, paying homage to drag, cabaret, and the showgirls of yore. Kiki is drag, contained within a piece that expands what drag is understood to be. She commands the stage, oscillating between belting ballads and surprising mashups, both speeding up and slowing down the music to keep up with her constant meandering speech that seems to emerge as an inner monologue broken free from the constraints of the mind. Kiki glitters, literally and figuratively, her jewels and glass straw in her never-empty drink adding ambient noise to her song and speech. 

Kiki is not the most reliable narrator – with her proclivity for boozing, genuinely incredible stories and apparent age of 95, she steers the ship with gloriously chaotic gumption for the evening. Accompanied as always by Herb on the piano, which he plays with astonishing skill and a hilariously individual style. Herb is the proverbial rock of the duo; Kiki and Herb are companions in life and on the stage, their relationship embodied with humor and sentimentality. The evening progresses in step with the duo’s consumption of booze, descending into apocalyptic apathy by the close of the evening. Emotional monologues increase in their unhinged logic as the songs become more deranged in nature. We learn more about the highlights and low points of Kiki and Herb’s illustrious careers and lives, the truthfulness of which remains obscure. The delight of Kiki and Herb lies within their subsistence and spirit, which flies in the face of truth at times, a potential response to the reality of the hazardous socio-political landscape we occupy. 

Kiki and Herb are resilience embodied, the plight of their lives so insane it almost acts as a salve to the terrors of our age. The pair transcend any era; they are of yesterday, today, and tomorrow. One can envision the two exactly as they are now, performing with the same wit and pathos a hundred years from today, leaving audiences with the same sense of uncanny hopefulness. 

REVIEW: Steel


Rating: 3.5 out of 5.

In a forgotten steel town Workington in the Lake District, two boys embark on a radical journey over the course of one night

Steel, written by Lee Mattinson and directed by Liz Stevenson, operates within two degrees of storytelling: the arc of Kamran and James’ wild, almost mystical night, and the story of British industry’s classist discarding of towns that no longer serve their interests. The production is set in Workington, a town left austere, bereft of work following the disappearance of its steel industry. James and Kamran are seventeen, working at a Burger King. On this fateful night, James’ dad reports that a woman named Linda called looking for James. It turns out that James’ great great great (times a few more ‘greats’) grandfather on his deceased mother’s side owned a mile of British railway track. James, as the next of kin, is the de facto recipient of this mile of railway. National Rail would like to buy it back from James for a whopping one million pounds. All James has to do is procure the original contract. Linda gives James twelve hours to do so. Easy!

Faced with the potential to acquire more money than he ever anticipated having, James, accompanied as always by Kamran, sets off on a quest to find this contract. After his mother’s passing when he was six years old her things were either torched by James’ dad or sent to other relatives who James hasn’t seen for many years. This dilemma allows the pair to galavant around the town. 

It’s Friday after pay day, and the town is heaving. As Kamran and James explore the pubs, flats, and corners of Workington we are privy to their observations on the struggling town. The eyes of two seventeen year old boys reveal the pain Workington has suffered, the ways in which it has been well and truly forgotten by the state. Hand in hand with this comes evidence of the fortitude of the town’s residents, how they work to find light in the heavy darkness. It’s a beautiful story performed excellently by Jordan Tweddle as James and Suraj Shah as Kamran and quite literally every other character in the piece. Tweddle’s delicate performance was a joy to witness, imbued with a tenderness that was heartbreaking to witness. Shah’s anxious Kamran was a great counterpart to James and stood out amongst the myriad of other characters attributed to Shah in this production, a feat not to be underestimated.  

REVIEW: Our Cosmic Dust


Rating: 4 out of 5.

“Our Cosmic Dust offers a carefully orchestrated, gentle, and expansive take on grief and the universe.

From playwright Michinari Ozawa, Our Cosmic Dust makes its English language debut this June at Park Theatre, translated by Susan Momoko Hingley. The piece tells the story of Shotoro, a young boy coming to terms with his fathers passing by searching for him in the stars. Making use of mixed media, puppetry, hand-drawn illustrations, and actors themselves, Our Cosmic Dust presents a piece with intricately layered elements of performance. 

Shotoro (played by Hiroki Berrecloth) loves the stars. Growing up, his dad would talk to him endlessly about the galaxy and beyond. After his father’s passing, he asks his mom (Millie Hikasa) where his dad is and she decides, as a means to give her son a sense of closure, to tell him that he has become a star. This sets Shotoro off on a journey through the cosmos, followed by his concerned mom and various friends (Nina Bowers, Ian Hallard, and Hari Mackinnon) collected along the way. Through this journey we come across various ways to navigate grief and ideas surrounding what happens after we pass. This topic, which at first glance appears rather morbid, is handled with a tenderness that quiets its looming presence.

For those who have a hard time thinking about death and what might come after, Our Cosmic Dust offers a way to think about it without becoming consumed with fear. The language used, performance style, and overarching sense of wonder invites the audience to engage with ideas pertaining to death and the afterlife with an open mind and heart. While it is a heartbreaking piece nonetheless, there is a distinct and ever-present sense of hopefulness that gives the production a much-needed levity. This, coupled with its many moments of comic relief, makes Our Cosmic Dust a comfortable watch perhaps even for those who are in the grips of grieving. It might even offer some solace. 


To speak too heavily on the use of puppetry and mixed media would spoil the many delights that await any prospective audience member. The extraordinary hand-drawn illustrations envelope the viewer into the production and truly transport the piece to infinity and beyond. Our Cosmic Dust’s gentle, almost child-like tone is elevated by the use of puppetry and youthful media. There have been few plays to grace the stage that utilize these mechanisms of production and performance in such a unique manner, in particular as a means of world-building.

If you’re in the mood to laugh, cry, and ponder, don’t miss Our Cosmic Dust at Park theatre, running until 5 July. Tickets are available here.

REVIEW: Goner


Rating: 4 out of 5.

The element of surprise is alive and well in Goner, a horror-infused choreographic piece that scintillates and fascinates with frightful dexterity 


Marikiscrycrycry’s choreographic piece graces Battersea Arts Centre this May, joining a host of other gory shows that have made their way to this venue in recent months. An exciting cacophony of snapshots into this ill-fated character’s life, Marikiscrycrycry takes on a character that is unmistakably doomed. The piece begins with 20 minutes of non-stop dancing, repeated sequences that morph as they explore space and duration. Marikiscrycrycry draws the audience in, his back to us for what feels like an agonising amount of time, bringing identity, or lack thereof, and thus questions as to its relevance, into viewers’ mind from the onset. In an excellent nod to shock-horror and jump scares that horror fans will most certainly be aware of, the piece snaps to its next segment. This truly sets the production into motion; blood is splattered, props emerge, the gore and shock-value is ramped up, and the audience is left well and truly electrified.

While the production is best consumed without searching for narrative for it transcends conventional storytelling, a particular tale comes to light. It is both funny and horrifying, a cognitive dissonance excellently utilised throughout the production. Things were pretty dark before, but the story of the Goner signals it’s time to strap in, because it’s about to get a whole lot darker.  

Inspired by the lost causes of the horror genre, Goner utilises social context to extrapolate how we create monsters out of marginalised groups. It considers alienation and marginalisation with a hard-hitting, conscientious perspective. Marikiscrycrycry drums up questions of who do we perceive to be a hopeless case, and why? Do we just blame fate, that people, most often those of marginalized groups, are bound to live out a life of horror, or do we fence people in, manufacturing these conditions, and then blame the individual for living out the seemingly only life they were left to choose? 

Malik Nashad Sharpe’s (aka Marikiscrycrycry) choreography is a phenomenal amalgamation of style and gesture. Waacking and whining meet contemporary dance and a lot of booty shaking, carried out by Marikiscrycrycry with genuinely mind-boggling skill. A performer of note, Marikiscrycrycry is thrilling to watch. Tabitha Thorlu-Bangura’s musical direction and Luke Blair’s sound design create an auditory spectacle that is unwaveringly intricate and physical. The sound moves through you, the many surprises that await you shocking you seemingly from within. 

Goner is an embodied experience, possibly unlike anything else you will ever see. Don’t miss it at Battersea Arts Centre this May – runs until 10th May before transferring to Canada.

REVIEW: Cockfosters


Rating: 4 out of 5.

In a witty and sweet homage to the tube, Cockfosters celebrates the mode of transport we love to hate


Staring down the barrel of a lengthy journey along the entire Piccadilly line, James (Sam Rees-Baylis) and Tori (Beth Lilly) board the train at Heathrow, each coming off their own tumultuous trip. They are strangers, politely ignoring each other at first, who find themselves not only in conversation but bound together in some kind of surprising partnership whilst facing a series of obstacles, games, skits, and shocks along their expedition on the underground. Tori has just come back from a month-long yoga retreat in Mexico in which she expected to learn more about herself and what she wants to do with her life, but instead found herself learning more about how to do yoga whilst battling a violent hangover. James has returned home from a slightly more tragic trip; after his fiance dumped him, he decided to see his honeymoon out solo. Tori and James become fast friends during the relatively calm inception of the train journey. However, as the usual suspects on the underground enter and exit the carriage, total chaos is introduced to James and Tori’s commute, drawing the pair ever-closer. 

Writer, producer, and director Hamish Clayton in tandem with writer, producer, and songwriter Tom Woffenden have created an amusing, delightful play that pokes fun at our own relationship with and total dependance on the tube. The piece is not interested in gleaning any profound meaning from the spectacle that is the underground. Instead, Cockfosters gathers the idiosyncrasies of the tube, explores and expands them to something akin to a fever dream, and crams them into a 65-minute journey along the Piccadilly line, all the way from Heathrow to Cockfosters. The result is a comedic bout of delirium that is a joy to experience. The ensemble (Emily Waters, Natasha Vasandani, Liam Horrigan, and Jimmy Bryant) does much of the heavy lifting, bouncing between different characters from a whole host of eras and communities. They sing, dance, host a game show, engage in a rap battle, busk, beg, become American, travel back in time, gain jobs, lose jobs, couple up, become the grim reaper, and, somehow, much more. They truly propel the show forward with endless spells of entertainment.  


If you’re in the mood for a silly, self-aware piece that really just wants to make you laugh, Cockfosters is most certainly a great contender.

REVIEW: Puppy


Rating: 3.5 out of 5.

In a literal wild romp of a play, Puppy manages to make dogging and pornography both wholesome and heart-wrenching

Every Tuesday evening a small group gathers to go dogging. An eclectic and diverse club, they seem to offer not only community from an erotic standpoint, but from a social standpoint too. Richard and Susan (Ian Hallard and Tia Dunn), a posh couple who have been married for many years, provide an almost parental care, while enjoying this explicit activity that, according to them, saved their marriage. Dave and Sandra (Ed Larkin and Maria Austin) offer fun, youthful optimism, whilst Ed secretly works on an enormous series of erotic novels. Maya (Amy Revelle) stands as the group’s quasi-manic-pixie-dream-girl without the sexist overtones, a famous pornstar and volunteer librarian. 

The show is kicked off when Jaz (Ashling O’Shea) attends one of the weekly dogging sessions. With thinly veiled ulterior motives, Jaz seems to be a little unsure of her place there. When it comes to light that Jaz was only attending the session to talk to Maya, who she has seen at the library, the two kick off a tender relationship. Their lives become increasingly intertwined; Jaz becomes a more enthusiastic participant in the group, the two start a porn company together and eventually move into a shared home. As their relationship and business becomes more serious, cracks begin to show in their union. When the government introduces a legislation that bans certain sexual acts from pornography, their company is jeopardized and lands in great turmoil. A heartfelt journey commences, one of humorous innuendo as well as tender romance. 

Naomi Westerman, Puppy’s creator, created a truly delightful production. Puppy is a joyous piece that lives up to the ideology of feminist pornography. The production is thought-provoking and wonderfully inclusive, seamlessly including these principles so that they feel at home in this play, rather than a performative activity — the play truly embodies these conceptions, rather than shallowly portraying them. The stage, bedecked in oversized pillows, abstract shapes and cozy lighting, is transformational and feels incredibly comfortable as an audience member. 

This iteration of the play is an abridged version, and falls victim to some slight structural confusion, an easy trap to fall in. Nevertheless, Puppy is a genuine joy to watch. Catch it this month at Kings Head Theatre, tickets are available here.