Flashy, funny, and fabulously filthy, Woodward Productions’ ‘A Very Naughty Christmas’ is a riotous romp perfect for the holiday season.
Adorned in glittering – if skimpy – festive wear, the eight performers that make up the very naughty ensemble burst onto the stage, ready to entertain from the word go. Stephen Hirst leads the pack as good old Saint Nick, with Shay Debney accompanying him as a hapless elf. Jack Lark features as a Buble-style crooner with a penchant for wearing women’s underwear, while Kirby Burgess dazzles with soaring vocals and eye-watering comedic timing. Alexia Brinsley and Rebecca Rolle are as darling as they are daring, and Chris O’Mara and Rachel MacDougall round out the group with dazzling dance ability. Jo King and Lisa Martin provide musical accompaniment – and occasionally get involved in the action too!
Australians are certainly known for their unique sense of humour – and ‘A Very Naughty Christmas’ is no different. This variety show rings of Aunty Donna, with shades of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. The songs – a combination of reworked (and very saucy) Christmas classics, musical theatre standards, and ostenatious originals (‘Santa Loves You Less Because You’re Poor’ was a particular highlight) are bookended by slick choreography that ranges everywhere from hip-hop to burlesque. While the show is overwhelmingly bawdy, it isn’t full of sex just for sex’s sake – the accompanying gags help to keep the mood light, and the audience loves it.
While the script sometimes reaches for some low-hanging fruit at times, the company are experts at bouncing off the energy the audience provides – especially when, at times, the audience comes out with things that are dirtier than the show. And if you’re squeamish at the thought of audience interaction, or, indeed, nudity – don’t book the tables at the front!
A titillating, tap-dancing extravaganza, ‘A Very Naughty Christmas’ is brilliant for whisking away the holiday blues – it provides a very ‘blue’ Christmas, indeed.









