REVIEW: Cuckoo

Rating: 3.5 out of 5.

Entertaining and endearing portrait of a family that isn’t quite ready to fly the nest

The heart and humour of Michael Wynne’s dark comedy about a multi-generational Scouse family tearing at the seams is undeniable, which makes it all the most frustrating when its ending leaves the family’s unresolved issues scattered across the stage.

Michael Wynne is no slouch; BAFTA and Olivier award-winning and a catalogue of hard-hitting and grounded work that spans decades. His new play Cuckoo, that runs at the Royal Court before heading up to the Liverpool Everyman, doesn’t stray far from home. It all takes place in the homely home of Doreen, newly addicted to eBay selling and whatever else her phone might flash up at her. Her daughters Carmel and Sarah are regular visitors, along with Carmel’s daughter Megyn who, after a testy argument about climate change, locks herself in her grandmother’s bedroom indefinitely and ordains that all future communication must be done through text. Thus follows a furious Carmel lambasting her mother for meekly obeying Megyn’s every call for orange squash and roast chicken crisps.

There is deft, warm direction from the Court’s outgoing AD Vicky Featherstone that allows us to sidle up to Wynne’s likeable and genuine characters. The performances are excellent all-round: Sue Jenkins is utterly recognisable as blunt, well-meaning grandmother Doreen, Jodie McNee’s Sarah goes from haranguing to heart-breaking as her genuine attempts to unite the family and understand all sides are batted away, most brutally by the brilliant Michelle Butterly, whose Carmel is jaded, cynical and impulsive – gleeful shades of Anna Maxwell-Martin in Motherland. Recent drama school grad Emma Harrison is not given a huge amount to do (or say) as the impenetrable Megyn, but her cold stoicism gives plenty for the rest of her family to bounce off.

The set is inviting, old furniture hinting at a past world that unravels, although it is undercut by an unnecessary LED framing (Mini-rant: why must everything have LEDs? I like LEDS. To be true, I love LEDs. But everything? Does a show lose financing if not surrounded by glowing plasma? Has every theatre in the UK made a deal with the B&Q devil?) 

It is a charming pot-boiler that builds tension effectively, but sadly the ending blows the house of cards away. Many of the questions that the play has raised are left in the cold and replaced by out-of-the-blue family truths that feel alien to the 100 minutes of play we’ve just watched. The final image is impactful in showing us who the play is truly about, but it is deeply unsatisfying to invest time and attention into a story that comes back empty-handed.

With some editing this piece could truly fly – lop off twenty minutes at the top and slap it on the end, wrap up the loose ends and you’ve got a cracking piece on the difficulty to break down barriers between generation. As it is, the script blocks this fantastic team from soaring as high as they can.

REVIEW: little scratch

Rating: 4 out of 5.

An intimate piece of spoken word that scrapes under the psyche of the everyday

At this moment, the theatre world is mad on book adaptations. The National’s production of Neil Gaiman’s The Ocean at the End of the Lane is on what it seems like is its twelfth national tour, the Harold Pinter are currently charging hundreds of pounds for James Norton torture porn with its adaption of Hanya Yanagihara’s A Little Life – but a subtler, less starry pick can be found not five minutes from Warren Street.

Rebecca Watson’s debut novel-turned-spoken word quadrologue little scratch comes to the New Diorama Theatre from Hampstead Theatre with direction from Katie Mitchell, after adaption from Miriam Battye. 

The play takes place in the brain of a single woman over the course of 24 hours in her life. The four actors (Eleanor Henderson, Rebekah Murrell, Eve Ponsonby & Ragevan Vasan) speak every thought that crosses her mind as she stumbles through her tedious routine – every thought. These actors barely take a breath, overlapping thoughts on thoughts in a tremendous feat of stamina and precision, and the result is a very enjoyable reflection of our own internal psyche.

There is something of the Sarah Kane in Watson/Battye’s language; unending streams of existential apathy, not without bite. This, combined with the Fleabag-esque haplessness of mid-20s existence, makes for a fresh interpretation of a formula gradually approaching over-saturation.

In many ways, little scratch has all the hallmarks of a radio play. The four actors stand at their microphones for the whole show, they carry an intimate tone throughout – they even have Foley tables complete with hairbrushes, sandpaper and other noise-making paraphernalia. This is to its credit and detriment: having visual reactions to the protagonist’s daily minutiae allows the script to keep bubbling but how static the piece is, combined with the relentless dialogue (monologue?), does test our stamina as well as theirs.

Our surroundings accentuate the play’s intimacy. The New Diorama’s snug theatre lends an air of confidentiality, the set – four lamps casting haze on the actors from above – makes them feel like lost relics, holograms. Melanie Watson’s score is complex, layering the everyday with the eerie to push us further into our seats. 

As the clock ticks towards midnight and the lead’s trauma begins to unravel, Mitchell and Battye weave a delicate and quivering thread of past suffering and present monotony. While this is a play that does require a level of endurance unusual for a night out at the theatre, its rich language and potent authenticity make it more than worth a punt. 

REVIEW: YOU BURY ME

Rating: 3.5 out of 5.

A spritely and potent race through the streets of Cairo

Ahlam’s Women’s Prize-winning debut play You Bury Me comes to the Orange Tree after a run at Bristol Old Vic, directed by Katie Posner. It follows six young people trying to navigate love and work under the cloud of a Cario in the wake of a devasting Arab Spring. Tamer and Alla try to nurture their burgeoning relationship without having SWAT teams barge in on their make-out sessions; Alla’s brother Rafik moves in with Osman and clash over whether their online activities will alert the dictatorial police force; Osman’s sister Maya and her best friend Lina party the nights away until questions about their sexuality become too big to ignore. These six youngsters explore what it is to grow up in a country that feels lost, that has had its core corrupted.

The writing is clear and steady, creating a Friends-esque dynamic; you begin to enjoy seeing characters cross over from couple to couple, although the dialogue can be expositional and overwritten at times. The structuring is effective, introducing the context with a chorus at the outset before letting the political backdrop creep in as the play progresses, although the pace slows frustratingly towards the end and the final knots are tired.

The performances serve the piece well. One thing that these actors cannot be faulted for is their energy – not a ball is dropped through the near-two hour runtime as this sextet inject the piece with an infectious, youthful energy. They are all credible in their creation of interesting characters (Alderazi is a standout as the quirky and lively Rafik), but at times the line between naturalism and heightened comedy blurs, leaving us with theatrical whiplash.

Sara Perks’ set design is blissfully simple, a series of LED blocks and steps that create a landscape not dissimilar to a series of Cairo rooftops – the only misstep is how underutilised it is. This show has been transposed from end-on to being in the round, and at times the performances and lighting sadly leave some of us out but, on the whole, the production utilises the Orange Tree deftly.

With some tweaking and re-shaping, this play has huge potential as a vibrant and striking look into growing up amidst conflict: how can one come of age when it feels like the age is crumbling around them?

REVIEW: Black Superhero

Rating: 3 out of 5.

This ambitious debut on gay relationships and superhero culture has trouble soaring.

Relationships are hard. Relationships where your partner can turn into an aviary superbeing with the ability to make you climax at will are harder.

Danny Lee Wynter, most known from his Olivier-nominated performance in The Normal Heart at the National Theatre, leads the cast of his debut play at the Royal Court as they wind down towards the end of Vicky Featherstone’s excellent tenure as artistic director. BLACK SUPERHERO, directed by Daniel Evans, focuses on David, an actor whose middle-aged woes melt away when he begins seeing King – a fellow actor but with much more success thanks to his Marvel-esque role as superhero Craw. David’s fascination with and idolisation of King leads him down a path of drink, drugs and debauchery.

There are great performances across the board. Wynter is relatable as the awkward and vulnerable David, an empathising mix of hope and worry as he is whirled through the glitzy and glamorous world of King, played with coolness and confidence by Dyllón Burnside. Rochenda Sandall and Eloka Ivo are strong voices of reason as Danny’s sister and friend respectively, providing more totems of strength for Danny to shrink in comparison to. A nod must also be given to Ako Mitchel who gives a show-stealing turn as studio exec Kweku at the show’s nightclub climax

There is striking lighting design from Ryan Day, a bold set of LED triangles that encircle the characters with an angular edge. There are also heightened superhero sections whose dark, sullen lighting feels evocative of Robert Pattinson’s The Batman, however there are large parts of these sections where we lose characters’ faces and a frustrating amount of action. The movement during these sections also feels underbaked and doesn’t quite match the grandeur of the staging.

Wynter’s writing holds a lot of promise – and does a good job of dissecting the tension amongst gay friendship groups and the long arm of trauma – but its lopsided structure lets it down. The overlong first act lingers too long on slightly toothless conversations, feeling like a pale imitation of Patrick Marber’s Closer, and whilst the second act does ramp up the energy and stakes, you’re left wondering why the story started halfway through. On top of this, its reliance on pop culture references and wink-wink references to London boroughs does start to tire as it hits the two-hour mark.

The creativity and ambition of this production are to be admired but its pacing issues hold it back from matching the Court’s stellar output of late.

REVIEW: Othello

Rating: 4 out of 5.

A ferocious and pulsating Othello that shoves the Bard on a bar stool.

Despite being one of Shakespeare’s finest works, one aspect of Othello that can sometimes feel distant is the characters’ obsession with military rank. In a modern world where militarism and hierarchy is as unpopular as ever, why would these men define themselves through their title? Frantic Assembly bring a prescient reminder that, whether in the barracks or at the pool table, men will act recklessly when their honour is threatened.

Frantic Assembly have staged this production before, in 2008 and 2014, but they bring it to the Lyric Hammersmith after a smash-hit national tour at a time when masculinity feels at its most pressured and volatile. Most of the action takes place in a pub, a Spoons-y mesh of tattered leather and drab upholstery (set design by Laura Hopkins). In combination with the costume (Alice McNicholas), matching tracksuits and spray-on skinny jeans abound, it’s a recognisable setting that renders the play’s hierarchy and violence as relevant as ever – Othello and Iago could easily be seen at your local getting lairy over a spilled drink.

As to be expected from a Frantic production, the movement is top-notch. Characters glide over, under and in-between each other, pool cues feel like extensions of their arms, they puppet and are puppeted. Breaking from stylised movement into violence makes it that much more brutal. I’m not sure why but it does.

The command of Shakespeare is solid. The verse trips on smoothly and it’s refreshing to hear such a variety of accents, from Scouser to Scots, speaking classical text. At times however, the words aren’t as lived in as the movement and the spectre of ‘the Shakespeare voice’ looms large.

Michael Akinsulire is a fiercely layered Othello. He’s a hot-headed general, bug-eyed when challenged, but in moments of intimacy with Desdemona his care and humour give us wonderful insight into his softer side. We completely buy into their coupling, Desdemona’s confusion at his erraticism and desire to bring him back. The rest of the ensemble prop him up well. Joe Layton is a menacingly energetic Iago. Chanel Waddock brings cheek and charm to Desdemona while Kirsty Stuart’s Emilia feels Cassandra-like, always lurking and observing but unable to prevent the inevitable downfall; her ‘it is their husbands’ fault If wives do fall’ takes on fresh life in the rag-tag pub toilet.

In many ways the production feels filmic, both to its benefit and detriment. The precision of Scott Graham’s direction, especially in the Guy Ritchie-esque fight scenes, is incredibly effective in directing our attention and ensuring that plot beats aren’t lost in the furore. The score (Hybrid) is cinematic, and while some orchestral swells elevate the drama, some are overbearing and detract from the conflict on stage.

Boys will be boys and boys will back boys. This production has chosen an excellent focus, male friendship and how loyalty within them can be corrupted. The men in Othello are bonded through violence and thus express affection to each other through violence towards others. That, coupled with a desperate need to maintain one’s reputation, makes the horror at the play’s end utterly credible and current. 

REVIEW: Guy Barker’s Big Band Christmas

Rating: 4 out of 5.

A weird and wonderful night of Christmas jazz (ft. an actual proposal)

The words ‘Big Band’ are some of the most joyful in the English language. And yet, most memories of actual big band concerts tend to be disappointing: depressing school halls decked out in tinsel, trumpets that haven’t quite grasped the concept of tune, and a conductor whose hairline recedes further with every wrong note. Guy Barker’s Big Band Christmas, on the other hand, is exactly what it should be.

Well, maybe not exactly. Barker’s band is kookier than one might expect in a building as prestigious as the Royal Albert Hall. Guy Barker MBE is one of our foremost trumpet players (he backed up Wham!) and returns to RAH with his yearly festive concert, bringing an enormous band as well as a whole host of guests.

His band, a grand collection of strings, brass and wind, is exceptional. They blast out a variety of Barker’s alternative arrangements with bombast and precision, from a Jingle Bells that sounds like a Mario Kart theme to a seductive clarinet-led Winter Wonderland.

So watertight and well-drilled are his band, that Barker will sometimes take a break from conducting and dance around a little – and who can blame him? His job is done, he’s the under-11s football coach chatting up mums on the sideline as his team pump their twelfth goal past the opposition’s weeping keeper.

His guests are, for the most part, stellar. Clare Teal, our part-compêre, has a gorgeous voice that sounds straight out of 1940s America, her pearly tones make you want to sign up to fight at Pearl Harbour (compliment).

We also have Lance Ellington, most well-known for singing on Strictly Come Dancing. It’s great to see him in his element singing Louis Prima’s What Will Santa Claus Say? rather than being forced to sing Ed Sheeran every other week.

Barker fills the interludes with some sub-par audience work until something rather strange happens. He asks for quiet. Someone in the front row gets on one knee. Now we’re all cheering? And the bloke from Strictly is singing some Bublé?? It’s lovely and beautiful and romantic but…just…???? There are few things more charming than a proposal at Christmas but it does exemplify how the show can feel like whiplash.

There are a couple of awkward numbers: a man in a blue fedora comes on stage. He jigs. He sings the song ‘Boogie Santa’. He holds the mic out to us at the chorus. Nobody responds. We do not know the song ‘Boogie Santa’. He continues to jig. These numbers stand out only in comparison to the high quality that they sit beside.

Overall, Barker has all the detail that a great Big Band needs, but brings enough personality and weirdness to pique the interest throughout.

REVIEW: Jack and the Beanstalk

Rating: 4.5 out of 5.

This souped-up panto is a feast for the eyes and ears.

What happens when you give your local panto the budget of a premier London theatre? You get a beanstalk climbing wall, a 30-foot robot-giant with claws, and a copy of Anton Du Beke’s B Is For Ballroom, apparently.

This is the Lyric Hammersmith’s offering to the panto gods, a revamped Jack and the Beanstalk, written by Jude Christian and Sonia Jalaly with direction from Nicholai La Barrie and choreography from Arielle Smith. It’s a panto pastiche of sorts, bringing in elements of both Jack and Jill and Aladdin. Fairy Godperson-in-training Jill (Madison Bulleymont) is scolded when they select their friend Jack (Leah St Luce) to receive three wishes, as these wishes must improve the world for good if Jill is to complete their training. 

The well-known tale of magic beans and golden geese follows, with the slight twist of being set in a Hammersmith under the cosh of a Giant Tax (ha). It’s great to see such a localised panto in a London that theatre often treats as a monolith, although it feels odd getting the audience to rail against taxation in a building that would crumble without public funding (yes, hello, I’m the dickhead dissecting political messaging in a panto.)

The best pantos make it look easy when it really, really isn’t. With Jack and the Beanstalk, the jokes flow effortlessly, there’s enough for the kids and the adults, they know when to play around and when to drive the story. They follow the panto formula to the letter, and yet it doesn’t feel at all stale. A large part of this is the music: a jukebox of remixed Beyonce, Dua Lipa and Billie Eilish that gives the production a fresh, modern shimmer. The band, led by Adam Gerber, is note-perfect and the songs are transposed appropriately for the stage – no X Factor-style cringe here.

Every great panto needs a great dame – luckily Dame Trott doesn’t spare an inch of sparkle and swagger. Played by Emmanuel Akwafo (recently in the superb For Black Boys… at the Royal Court), Trott checks every box of boldness, self-indulgence and melodrama. Her will-they-won’t-they tango with villain Fleshcreep (Jodie Jacobs) has the audience in stitches, made all the funnier by Akwafo’s horned-up bassiness.

The rest of the cast all give great performances: the energy and chemistry between St Luce and Bulleymont is perfect panto, Finlay McGuigan is a great foil as Jack’s overlooked brother Simon, Jacobs is razor-sharp with the audience and the ensemble of Jamal Franklin, Anna Davey, Norma Butikofer and Toyan Thomas-Browne are brilliantly versatile.

As aforementioned, the production value is unlike anything that a panto audience might be used to. The costumes are a charming mix of patchwork and glitter with colour popping across the stage, and Dame Trott’s dairy-based wardrobe (stay with me) is something to behold. The set, held together by massive LED portals stretching upstage, is immense and so at times the direction can feel a bit sparse given the relatively small cast size.

Jack and the Beanstalk has all the heart of a traditional panto but none of the rust. If you’re looking for a great night at the theatre this Christmas, you can’t go wrong here.

REVIEW: Baghdaddy

Rating: 5 out of 5.

Jazmine Naziha Jones’ spectacular journey through identity and memory is equal parts hilarious and heart-wrenching

A child cries behind a wheelie bookcase, fearful for a war 3000 miles away. Her daily routine of Neighbours and McDonald’s with her father, now interspersed with worry for aunts and uncles stepping on IEDs. The experience of second-gen immigrants can often be positively spun as reaping the benefits of their parents struggle, but this new Royal Court play skewers the notion that dual-nationals don’t carry the trauma of both with them.

Baghdaddy is the debut play of Jasmine Naziha Jones, also playing its lead Darlee, with direction from Royal Court stalwart Millie Bhatia. It centres on British-Iraqi Darlee, piecing back fragments of her relationship with her father throughout the lead up to Britain’s invasion of Iraq in 2003.

She’s guided through this by the Qareens, chorus-like figures that lead Darlee through dreams, nightmares and some rather unconventional therapy. They are unflinching puppeteers of Darlee’s memory, deactivating her father at any moment and forcing Darlee to participate in reliving her trauma. The friction between the three Qareens can be both hilarious and insightful, prompting debate over how much responsibility the traumatised have for traumatising others. The three Quareens (Souad Faress, Hayat Kamille, Noof Ousellam) are excellent – zoot-suited and booted – adopting a host of characters with aplomb, but it is the two leads that elevate Baghdaddy to another level entirely.

Philip Arditti is magnetic as Darlee’s Dad. He effortlessly slips between ages, playing the eager 17-year-old trying to assimilate into an unforgiving London with the same vivacity and authenticity as the stern 40-something wracked with fear and worry. He packs such life into his character without losing a drop of credibility, how easy it is to root for him makes it all the more impactful when his flaws cloud his judgement.

Jones gives a tour-de-force performance. Like Arditti, she is excellent through the ages. Her young Darlee is beautifully observed, bullseye writing and acting: ‘if starving children would eat my food, put it in an envelope and send it to them!’ But it is as a late teen, applying for a uni scholarship in front of a box-checking committee, that the play reaches its pinnacle. She delivers a poetic monologue that covers second-gen trauma and the atrocities of the West in Iraq. Shan’t say more, but it’s stunning.

For a first-time playwright, Jones’ command of form seems effortless. Baghdaddy flows between the heightened and the natural, with commedia dell’arte, spoken word and memory play peppered between appealing scenes of daily life between Darlee and Dad. It pushes and pulls, until holding us tightly for its prescient climax.

No expense has been spared on production value, to great effect. The set (Moi Tran) is an inviting template of stone steps and Arabic arches that has gorgeous set pieces layered on top throughout: a pharmacist’s, a Baghdad streetfront, an immense McDonald’s logo – it grows the production beyond the Court’s four walls. The lighting and sound are like a splitting atom (Jessica Hung Han Yun and Elena Peña), perfectly evoking the shock and brutality of a warzone.

This production will burrow into your brain like a termite. Jones jams the truth in our faces and forces us to confront our own biases and assumptions, our ignorance of the UK’s greatest foreign policy failure of the 21st Century, but does it with such heart and humour that it never comes close to being preachy or didactic. It is, quite simply, a necessary story, beautifully told – something the Royal Court has excelled at of late.

REVIEW: Spectre: Film in Concert

Rating: 4 out of 5.

A magnificent live orchestra elevates the most overlooked Bond of the Daniel Craig era.

Spectre has always felt like the middle child of the Daniel Craig era. Casino Royale reinvented the franchise. Skyfall is widely seen as the best Bond ever. No Time To Die sent Craig off with an emotional punch. We don’t talk about Quantum Of Solace. And then there’s Spectre, twiddling its thumbs at the dinner table and meekly reminding us that the Mexico City scene was done in one shot.

However, watching it a few years removed, this reputation feels unfair. It’s a good film. Yes, a bit long, a bit monologue-y, a bit serious, but all the key elements of what makes Bond so compelling are there. Excellent action scenes, great performances, Bond’s relationship with Lea Seydoux’s Swann is his most interesting in the whole franchise, and the debates over government surveillance and A.I. in combat have never been more relevant. This film is perhaps, dare I say, underrated. Its qualities are only enhanced by its score being played live alongside.

Anthony Gabriele (the most conductor-looking conductor ever) leads the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra through Thomas Newman’s score, as a part of a series of concerts at the Royal Albert Hall celebrating 60 years of Bond. Newman’s might not be as grand or operatic as other Bond scores, more skittish and ominous, but it brings a grittiness to the film that grounds what could easily float away into spectacle.

The orchestra is phenomenal. One thing that you don’t really notice when watching a film is how much of it is underscored, but these musicians barely put their instruments down once during the evening. It’s an astonishing feat of stamina and precision. If anything, it’s a bit too perfect, too well-integrated – the music blends with the film to a point where you can forget the 60-odd people plucking away below it.

The Royal Albert Hall is an enormous space and because of this the score can sometimes fade into the acoustic, but for the most part it coats every wall of the room in gorgeous sound. It’s a great experience, bringing Craig’s Bond to life as we salute possibly the most iconic portrayal of a character in film history. Stand down, 007 – job done.

REVIEW: Anything With A Pulse / Pickle @ Park Theatre

Rating: 3.5 out of 5.

A cheerful and charming double-bill diving into modern dating and identity

Park Theatre’s fledgling programme Make Mine A Double is a nifty idea, offering a double-bill of one-act shows and showing off twice the talent. Its first combo of Eliana Ostro’s Anything With A Pulse and Deli Segal’s Pickle is an attractive, if slightly lopsided, look into modern romance: Hinge fails, splitting the bill and unsatisfactory sex abound.

Anything With A Pulse is a solid opener, both written and directed by Ostro. Our stock characters M (Rufus Love) and W (Annie Davison) have a nightclub meet-cute but, in spite of their clear chemistry, can’t seem to move beyond situationship due to poor communication and the constant lure of other flames, both new and old. 

Love and Davison build a great connection through Ostro’s witty, exposing dialogue. Unfortunately, the characters spend most of the play not talking to each other but to us. The actors are not as strong here. They seem to be at a halfway-house between character and narrator, making the narration fuzzy and not extracting all possible comedy – of which there is plenty.

The amount of narration also removes a lot of intrigue from the characters. As they clumsily flirt with each other, we are given no chance to imagine what these characters might be thinking because- oh, they’ve just told us. It’s a bit like someone giving you a crossword and immediately starting to fill it in for you.

In spite of this, Anything with A Pulse provides some good laughs and a thought-provoking look into how young people date today, how the prospect of romance with anyone all of the time can often hold us back from taking the leap into meaningful relationships.

Pickle, written and performed by Deli Segal and directed by Kayla Feldman, is a stronger companion. This one-woman show focuses on Ari, a Jewish woman in her late 20s trying to find a suitable man amidst endless waves of unsuitable men, and trying to reconcile her romantic desire with her (very vocal) Jewish Conscience.

One thing that Segal nails is the balance between authentic expression and providing enough education for those of us, such as myself, not clued up on the quirks of Jewish culture, explaining what is considered ‘frum’ (six hours between meat and fish, Tottenham, foil on Passover) and ‘not frum’ (three hours between meat and fish, Arsenal, cocaine). It’s deft, intelligent writing that welcomes everyone in without sacrificing any storytelling.

Segal’s characterisation is another strong point, Ari is elastic, energetic and always engaging. She excellently skewers the wide spectrum of awful North London men and builds a warm, vibrant Finchley community of family and friends around her. The picture she paints of a woman pulled apart by competing worlds is clear and compelling, and the conclusion she reaches – that acceptance is not found through conformity but finding your own people – is a lovely note to end on.

Any double-bill will inevitably draw comparisons between the two shows on offer, and while in this case one does out-shine the other, these are two enjoyable shows showcasing some fine new talent – a good omen for the programme’s future.